So this week has been extremely annoying....and it's only Wednesday. For starters, I'm exhausted. I'll be 20 weeks pregnant this week and I am definitely feeling it. So being exhausted along with all of the other "fun" things that I've dealt with this week is just......ugh.
Yesterday was possibly the most awful day in the history of awful days. Can ya tell that I'm feeling sorry for myself? I decided to get out my Fall decor. Yes, I know it's August. No, I don't care that people think I'm crazy.
So...... I was happily decorating my humble abode when I noticed that the tiny, light up pumpkin that Fluffy Cheek had been playing with was missing it's battery.
"Vi, did you see the battery to this?" I asked her. "Yes. I ate it." She said. Complete panic mode. Loaded up the girls, got to the ER, had 2 sets of x rays done, and 3 hours later we left. She lied. Didn't eat it. Just wanted to give me a freaking heart attack. Mission accomplished, kid. Here she is wearing her souvenirs from the x ray tech.
We got home, I threw myself into the chair and tried to "1, 2, 3" myself into calmness. I got up to go light a candle and stepped on a busted twinkle light. Guess who did that......Violet. So I hobble into the kitchen, dig the glass out, and grab my lighter. I got to the candle and jerked it off of the shelf rather quickly. Guess what....it was still lit....and now I am covered in hot wax.
I gave up after that. My life should be a comic book. Or a high grossing movie. There is no way that these things happen to other people. I'm just "lucky".......joy.
I did eventually get some of the decorating done. Which put me in a better mood.
But I am hoping and PRAYING for no more days like yesterday. I am thankful that my daughter is a liar and didn't eat the battery.....but geez.







